#28: Women's Sports

Hey did you guys hear about this? ESPN is running this story actually...This kid who is 15 years old can dunk. Yeah apparently only like 2 or 3 fifteen year olds ever have dunked. Wait you didn't mean 15 year old you meant woman? Well put that story in the file marked "things no one gives a flying fuck about". Seriously, why do people still try to put up the front that anyone anywhere cares about women's sports? Especially the ones that don't involve revealing clothing...It's just stupid. No one watches shark week to see nurse sharks eat 3 inch wide crabs, they watch shark week to see 14 foot great whites rip baby seals in half two miles off the coast of White and Rich -I mean South- Africa. The same way no one wants to see Lisa "Muff Diver" Leslie jump 5 inches off the ground and do a shitty one handed "dunk". People want to see Shawn Kemp get 5 feet off the ground and put his sweaty nutsack directly into Shawn Bradley's face as he breaks the glass. Although I'm sure Shawn Kemp has shoved his cock into some women basketball players' faces as well, but its just not the same. And softball players...dear god. They always have female commentators (horrible idea for any sport, let alone a boring one) on the softball games. Why, when some pudgy Hawaiian bitch hits a home run, do they always freak out and talk about how much power she has? ...The fences are like 220 feet! I hit home runs that far when I was fucking 12. No one put me on TV or gave me a college scholarship for it. Kudos to the Olympics for coming to their senses and getting softball out of there. Its kind of hard to field enough teams anyways when 50% of the countries don't even let their women go out in public without wearing sheets over their faces and pioneer woman dresses. Quick who is the most famous woman in sports? That's right...Erin Andrews. And she doesn't even play any sport. She just happens to like walking around in her hotel room naked and getting filmed while doing it. Don't even try to tell me that whore didn't love the whole thing either. Show me a female sports reporter who doesn't crave male attention and I'll show you a lying slut who probably got a train ran on her by the entire NY Jets (cough Ines Sainz cough), except Rex Ryan who probably hasn't seen his own dick in 30 years cause he is a fat fuck. But don't call me a chauvinist, I'm all for women playing sports. As long as they are physically attractive, it doesn't get in the way of them sucking me off, and no one takes them seriously.