#35: People Who Care Way Too Much

Alright its getting annoying. Im glad you give a shit about Darfur or whatever the fuck is happening right now that high school girls worry about, but I really don't. Unless the people in Darfur are my friends or family (they are not), they can fuck right off. People who care way too much about this kind of shit are really just going against human nature, in addition to being annoying as tits whenever they open their mouths. Sorry to burst your bubble but people naturally don't like other people. When anyone plays The Sims do they run around being nice to people? Do they go around building houses for hurricane victims? No they do not. I have seen, however, people burn down a house full of children, burn down a house full of adults, and also burn down a house full of children and adults. Because let's face it; its wayyyy easier (and more fun) to just not give a shit about people you have no connection to. Snotty bitch voice: "But thats just a video game that doesn't even apply to real life." Well okay. Say you're in a car crash. The driver is always going to protect themselves before anyone else because he/she is reacting instinctively, aka looking out for themselves and saying fuck you guys, you can take that hubcap to the temple cause I would like to stay alive. That is the basic structure of human life, as in people with control or power over other people will always excercise that power/control to benefit themselves. There's no use in being a fucking peace corp bitch or donating to world hunger, because there will always be some other fucking problem someone has that they want you to care about and fix for them. We all know half those people that donate money or post some gay pride awareness shit on facebook are doing it for personal recognition anyways. I am all for gay people having the right to marry, and its not like I give a fuck if someone is gay. But I can't exaggerate how little I care that Johnny Asslicker's dad hates him because he takes dicks in the ass on the frequent. That is a problem between Johnny Asslicker and his dad, and nothing I do will ever change either of their minds. Its the same way with the women's rights bullshit in Africa or Iraq or wherever the fuck it is that its happening. No towel head son of a cunt is going to wake up one day and say "Hold on Gupta...take that veil off your face, and here's your clitoris I hacked off when we got married! I just got a letter from some guy in the United States who says that degrading women is terrible and that they should be treated equally! Let's go get a falafel together!" Why wouldn't that happen? Because those people don't give a fuck about what other people have to say. Its kind of like in high school when I would try to talk to some super hot chick. She might listen, but there's no way she's going to go out with me, or even remember who I am like 10 minutes later. The dune coon can read my letter, but later he's just going to laugh and show it to his friends. There's a better chance that Larry King is going to whip out his dick on-air then there is that black people will get reparations, or that Iraqis will stop killing homos, or that people in the deep south will stop being homophobic racists, or that the BCS will change to a playoff system...I could go on and on. But I just don't care anymore.