Friday, November 19, 2010
#39: The Fact That The Kellog's Pop Tart Fuckers Don't Make Wild Berry Anymore
What the fucking fuck were the Pop-Tart guys thinking. Their train of though must have been something like "hey lets all drop some E and stop making our 2nd most popular (behind strawberry, who are we kidding) flavor. Just to fuck with the general public! Haha we're so fucking awesome and not a bunch of rug munching butthole babies". Real fucking cool guys, now what the fuck am I supposed to do? Its been like 7 years since I walked down the pop-tart aisle in Wal-Mart, the one by the bin of thongs that come with tampons attached (not a joke sadly) and saw that reassuring purple frosted, turquoise drizzled, crunchy on the outside berry paste on the inside picture on the front of a box. Instead, now I have to deal with flavors like hot fudge sundae. Who likes room temperature artificial ice cream flavoring combined with (also room temperature) 'hot' fudge flavor. Fucking no one who deserves to live, that's who. But wait you can heat it up and then its like a real hot fudge sundae right? WRONG. Then you have fucking warm ice cream flavor. Disgusting. Another flavor I don't understand is Oreo. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't there already a snack that has chocolate on the outside and frosting on the inside? Oh yeah, its called A FUCKING OREO. One more brilliant idea by those fuckers is the strawberry milkshake flavor. Let's see...If you have a strawberry milkshake, but then you take out the milkshake qualities and call it a pop tart what do you get? JUST ANOTHER FUCKING STRAWBERRY POP TART. Don't even get me started on the low fat versions of pop tarts...If you're eating pop tarts to lose weight you should also try holding your head underwater while you breathe. You make me sick Kellog's (yes there should be a fucking apostrophe there, don't think I fucked up). If it weren't for Froot Loops you guys would be on my shit list for sure.
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well why don't you cry about it!
ReplyDeletealready did. multiple times
ReplyDeleteY dont u express ur anger towards something that matters in the world or for example things like that whacked out slut casey anthony who took a innocent childs life for her own happiness to live it up n drink it down n fuck as many men that allow her to n that she should b sentenced to death or the fact that an entire family was ruled that they all drown 2 being adults that had supposedly drown in thier swimming pool a 17 year old who drown in the bathtub and a 5 year old along with the adults now how the fuck is that ruled out to b that a entire family drown worst of all a fuckin 17 year old girl drown in a bathtub for crist sake! Without the thought of foul play!!! Nooo instead ur crying about a fucking pop tart!!!
ReplyDeletelol something that matters in this world? like casey anthony? how does that shit affect me in the slightest? or people drowning? why the fuck should i care about any of these people? its not my fault they dont know how to swim, and im not casey anythony or her dead baby so i dont know what happened with that either. the real question is, why are you so concerned with things you know nothing about that you read on some news website? i express my anger towards things that i understand and things that deserve it. i don't get riled up about some sensationalist story that i have no way of knowing the facts of
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