Friday, November 12, 2010

#32: Chris Kattan

Fuck Chris Kattan and everything he stands for. How this flying sack of cunt got a job on SNL I will never know. His most famous character is a flaming homo named 'Mango' who tries to get celebrities to go gay for him. This is about as funny as jacking off at a funeral (not at all). And Night at The Roxbury? We all know Will Ferrell carried that shit. What a fucking joke. If the somebody really wanted to be funny they should have just filmed whatever Chris Kattan did in his regular life and made it into a movie. Actually no, because that would just end up being really sad. Plus I don't think Roger Ebert would respond well to Chris Kattan doing cocaine and blowing a bunch of dudes in a bathroom in New York. The fact that Chris Farley and John Belushi both died of drug overdoses and Chris Kattan is still alive pretty much proves that there is no God. What does Chris Kattan even do these days? He probably sits in his apartment and cries about how much of a complete and total shit hole his life is. My one wish in this life is that one day Chris Kattan wakes up, realizes how much of a cunt he is, and jumps out of a 10th story window to his death.

9 comments:

  1. wow, josh is in love with Chris Kattan AND Brendan Fraser....and I'm in love with josh's mom.

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  2. Wow why all the hate? Is that true about NY?

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  3. I went to see Chris tonight at Zanies in Nashville TN, and I r cameeally couldn't believe how doped up he was when he came on stage. I was embarrassed for him, and it was really sad that his self esteem was so low that he had to talk shit about the other comedians that hosted with him, because they really out did him in a big way. I went to see the old style Chris and walked out feeling like I payed to watch a coke head talk about random stupid stuff that at times made no since what so ever. He was jacking words up, rubbing his nose, and nonstop scratching. I was really disappointed and if it weren't for the other two comedians saving the act, we would have walked. It is ashamed to see peoplethrow their careers in the trash by putting drugs up their nose. -X Chris Fan

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  4. I definitely agree.. I work at a comedy club and was excited he was coming and bragged to friends about it.. He is really sweet and nice and it is sad to see him in the state he is in.. He couldn't perform fr shit and he was high as a kite. He looks awful and unhealthy and I really just think he should take a step back and see how down his life has gotten.. Whether he was funny before or not is subjective but overall it's just sad to see someone hit rock bottom like that. How many other people would kill to have the opportunities and limelight and career he's had and he's pouring it down the drain.. Or snIffing it up his nose might be a better anaolgy

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