Biff Tannen is a class A fuck head, calling people buttheads and shit. He was too fucking stupid to even graduate high school by himself, he had to force George McFly to do his homework. If you can't graduate high school, you don't deserve anything in this life because you are obviously retarded or got knocked up in high school, which means you're retarded anyways. Oh and real fucking cool at the Under The Sea Dance, feeling up Lorraine even though she said no like 50 times. What a fucking creep. Good thing Marty went back in time and had George fuck his shit up. It was hella funny when Marty went back to the future and Biff was basically George's bitch. George was all "Yo faggot! Put an extra coat of wax on that truck! Biff you dumb fucking idiot. Haha hear that Lorraine, Biff's a fucking tool!" and Biff is like "aw man I am a fucking tool FML :(". But then Biff snakes that fucking gambling almanac and gives it to himself in 1955! Shit gets FUBAR after that and Biff ends up being like the white Sug fucking Knight or some shit and he owns casinos and takes viagra probably. Lorraine married him because George died, and like all women she is a money hungry slut. But WTF she's Marty's mom! I mean come on. Biff is still an alcoholic cunt puncher who likes to play darts except in his version the dart is his hand and the dartboard is Lorraine's face. Then he tries to shoot Marty but Marty dips. Marty and Doc Brown go back to 1955 and get in a chase with Biff. They snatch the almanac back and then Biff gets a face full of horse shit! Hahaha!!! What a loser! Even this guy's great great grandpa or some shit was an asshole who thought he was a fucking cowboy but in reality he was just a prick with chaps and a gun. How did he not notice that Marty put a fucking stove cover in his shirt? Those things are like a foot thick! Could the whole Tannen family be any more of a shit show? Haha fucking nerds.
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