Friday, October 29, 2010

#1: People Who Ride Brett Favre's Dick

Holy shit. Brett Favre already has a wife; it must be hard for him to stay faithful when so many other people are trying to ride his dick. He is an overrated douche. Now, he is a lock for the hall of fame, no doubt. But he only has the stats he does because he’s been playing since the Mesozoic era. Brett Favre is clutch? He has one fucking super bowl in like 18 years. Trent “shit for brain”' Dilfer won a super bowl as a starting QB. He has thrown more postseason interceptions than anyone. He has thrown more interceptions than anyone, ever. “Oh Josh that’s just because he's played for so long whaaaa!” Oh yeah? Then don’t get pissed when I say he only has that many touchdowns cause he's played longer than Justin Bieber's been alive. Would you like to know who has a better career passer rating than Brett “chokes more than that baby who chain smokes” Favre? Let me name a few...Kurt Warner. Jake fucking Delhomme. Rich FUCKING GANNON. Brett Favre is a shit head, and I hate him.

3 comments:

  1. Brett Favre is the greatest quarterback to have ever lived....ever. You know why he has more interceptions than any other QB in history? Because his receivers suck. If he had Jerry Rice, he'd have 500 TDs and 1 INT. The one INT would be a free one because he'd be sad he was dominating the league.

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  2. How does that make any fucking sense. Do his recievers make him throw the ball off his back foot into triple coverage? Did Percy Harvin say "hey Brett why don't you just chuck this one to Tracy Porter, even though its late in the 4th and we're in game winning field goal range, plus he's not actually on our team." He had fucking Randy Moss and couldn't do shit with him. Its not like his receivers on the Packers were bad either. Hop off his dick before he takes a picture

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