Hey you stupid fucking whore. Congratulations on being able to purchase, get a license for, and insure a car while having the driving ability of Terri Schiavo (look her up). I don’t give a flying fuck if 'trucks are for cowgirls' according to your bumper sticker, I’m going to sideswipe your car if you don’t get out of the fucking fast lane. The speed limit is 60, why are you going 45. Oh that’s right your husband probably beat the portion of your brain that handles reading to shit. And guess what?! If there’s a center divider you don’t have to stop for a fucking school bus. What are the kids going to hop the median? I don’t think so. So here’s to you dumb fucking whore who drives like Farrah Fawcett (post 2009). I hope you crash and die while your bastard child watches you burn.
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