Friday, October 29, 2010

#16: Random Stupid Ass Quotes That Girls Post On Facebook

No we can’t fucking pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars, because that’s fucking stupid. Do you want all the people on said plane to incinerate? Just so you can have your wish of the varsity QB to stick his flaccid drunk dick in you? You stupid whore. I’ve had it with you and your stupid ass quotes. Every time I see a quote like, “Life decides when to give you lemons, princesses are beautiful" or some stupid ass whore-speak like that I just want to throw up in my mouth. Are you really that attention deprived that you need to post some copy pasted drivel from a "myspace love quotes" Google search onto your facebook status? If so, then I feel sorry for you. No, actually I don't, because that would require some emotional connection to you or your whorish juvenile expectations of life. NEWS FLASH life sucks dick a lot for everyone. Is it really that much of a bummer that some cute guy wont text you back? Nope. So shut the fuck up. And what the fuck is up with everyone else being like "girl what’s going on?" or "omg text meeeeee"... Look here you fucking slut, if that bitch wanted to text you she would have probably done so before she said that shit on FACEBOOK. And, if not, then get over it, you guys aren’t really friends. The world’s not going to end. Maybe you should focus on not fucking up in the first place so no one has to hear about it over the entire fucking internet… just a thought. And dear god almighty if you’re going to post song lyrics, at the very least don’t do it from a song everyone and their fucking pet gerbil has heard 70 thousand fucking times on z100. I don’t give two shits if it is Portland’s party station, if that’s a fucking party then leave me the fuck out of it. There is no room for idealists in the world today, only realists. Idealists are just optimists with a hard on. So fuck you all, grow the fuck up.

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