#60: The Green Bay Packers

Wisconsin...Haha what a fucking shit hole place. Home to the shit hole that is Lambeau Field. Which is home to the shit show Packers. Hey I'm Aaron Rodgers I like to scramble for 8 yards and then get concussed like a bitch. Then I'll sit out a few games because my poor widdle head huwts :( hahahaha douche status for sure! I guess they'll have to rely on their running game now...Oh wait Ryan Grant is on IR because his ankle is broken like Tony Parker's marriage. Look the Sunday night game just ended...HA!!!! Matt Flynn takes a sack, on the New England ten yard line, on fourth down, as time expires! Taking a sack that close to the goal line is retarded, taking a sack on fourth down is retarded, and taking a sack as time expires is the football equivilent of shooting yourself point blank in the face with a rifle. Matt Flynn you have outdone yourself. I bet Flynn wishes he was back at LSU railing whores instead of getting railed himself by 340 pound Vince Wilfork at night in 20 degree weather. The packers play in the NFC north and they still can't win the division. The fucking Bears? LOL Jay Cutler has less talent in his body than he does insulin (he's a diabetic). Good job losing to the Lions too, 7 to fucking 3 hahahaha dear GOD what an embarrassment. If your team can't put up a touchdown on the god damn Detroit Lions then you may as well pack it in for the season. The funniest thing to me is seeing all the people with Favre jerseys in the stands even though Favre totally went Hitler/Stalin on them (yeah I just compared Favre and the Packers to Hitler and Stalin fucking cry about it). HE FUCKING LEFT THREE YEARS AGO. Although who else's jersey are they gonna wear, Clay "homo viking" Matthews? Donald "I'm about to have a stroke" Driver? No. Fuck Green Bay.