#53: Sports Bandwagon Fucks

There's nothing I hate more than bandwagon fuck heads who are so pathetic that they only like a team if they are doing good. These people make me sick. Like after the Patriots won a couple super bowls everyone jumped on Bill Belichick's dick like it was the last seat in a game of musical chairs. The fucking Patriots? New England, thats not even a fucking state! Its not even a fucking city! Do you even know what city they actually play in? What a fucking joke. And when the Seahawks went to the super bowl, god that was awesome (sarcasm). Hey congrats, you know who Matt Hasselbeck and Shaun Alexander are. Name two other people from that team without looking it up on the internet you bandwagon fuck. Yeah nice. Cool pink Hasselbeck jersey you bought your wife. Women are the worst about this too. First of all, ladies, you will never understand sports. Just know that if you have a vagina you will not be able to comprehend anything that involves being coordinated. Which is why a couple years ago Mcnabb didn't know that a game could end in a tie. Because he is a pussy. If you didn't get that reference then you're probably a bandwagon fuck and I want you to take your Oden jersey and shove it up your loose gaping asshole. Northwest people are terrible about this bandwagon shit, just look at the ducks. I see so many people taking pictures on facebook with their Oregon jerseys and putting the 'O' logo as their profile picture. Then you ask them what they think about Masoli and they go "who is that?" Or, "the guy who plays for Ole Miss? What about him?" Fucking makes me sick. If you can't name two people who have played in the NFL from Oregon not named Joey or LeGarrette then you really don't know shit about the team. Here's another example, the Mariners. How many people bought Ichiro jerseys back in 02 after their 116 win season and then haven't given a shit since 2004? A lot probably. being a bandwagon fuck is like being that loser in school who goes around trying to hang out with the popular kids. You think you are a cool kid but really youre that weird kid everyone makes fun of because you have no fucking spine/mind of your own.