#60: The Green Bay Packers

Wisconsin...Haha what a fucking shit hole place. Home to the shit hole that is Lambeau Field. Which is home to the shit show Packers. Hey I'm Aaron Rodgers I like to scramble for 8 yards and then get concussed like a bitch. Then I'll sit out a few games because my poor widdle head huwts :( hahahaha douche status for sure! I guess they'll have to rely on their running game now...Oh wait Ryan Grant is on IR because his ankle is broken like Tony Parker's marriage. Look the Sunday night game just ended...HA!!!! Matt Flynn takes a sack, on the New England ten yard line, on fourth down, as time expires! Taking a sack that close to the goal line is retarded, taking a sack on fourth down is retarded, and taking a sack as time expires is the football equivilent of shooting yourself point blank in the face with a rifle. Matt Flynn you have outdone yourself. I bet Flynn wishes he was back at LSU railing whores instead of getting railed himself by 340 pound Vince Wilfork at night in 20 degree weather. The packers play in the NFC north and they still can't win the division. The fucking Bears? LOL Jay Cutler has less talent in his body than he does insulin (he's a diabetic). Good job losing to the Lions too, 7 to fucking 3 hahahaha dear GOD what an embarrassment. If your team can't put up a touchdown on the god damn Detroit Lions then you may as well pack it in for the season. The funniest thing to me is seeing all the people with Favre jerseys in the stands even though Favre totally went Hitler/Stalin on them (yeah I just compared Favre and the Packers to Hitler and Stalin fucking cry about it). HE FUCKING LEFT THREE YEARS AGO. Although who else's jersey are they gonna wear, Clay "homo viking" Matthews? Donald "I'm about to have a stroke" Driver? No. Fuck Green Bay.

#58: People Who Complain About My Complaining

I'm fucking better than you at complaining about shit. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Don't go crying about how I belittle women (yep) or say racist shit (sometimes) because that's going to get you nowhere. Think about it. If I'm an asshole like you say I am (I really am) then why the hell would I give a flying fuck (I really don't) about your misguided attempt to change me anyways? Telling an asshole they're being an asshole is like telling Chris Kattan he is a no talent fuck who doesn't deserve the air in his lungs. Both are redundant and are a waste of fucking time, just like softball or the WNBA. So the fuck what if I say women aren't good at anything, they fucking aren't. If any bitch has a problem with that then I challenge them to a game of one on one. Or maybe they'd like to have a footrace? Perhaps a drinking game (smirnoff ice doesn't count as an alcoholic beverage sorry)? Yeah that's what I fucking thought. Shut up and finish my fucking laundry before my fist title nine's your face. There was also some dick chomping fuck who commented on some post and said I was too depressing. If you can get depressed by a fucking blog, by some 19 year old kid you don't know, then you should either Cobain yourself or get a new fucking outlook on life. Depressing would be if Florida sank into the ocean and my snowboard was in storage there, or if Eva Mendez died. My rants about fucking PETA and growing up should not depress you. And boo fucking hoo I make jokes about Kyron Horman and other dead people. Give me a fucking break you don't know them personally, they have as much emotional ties to you as the deuce I just pinched off after 3 Jr. Cheeseburgers and a Frosty Float (delicious). Also, the complaining about my swearing. Fuck you, you fucking fucks. When I say things like "fuck the WNBA those cunts suck ass!" thats what I want to say. Its not because I have a small vocabulary its just that "I dislike the WNBA, those floozies do not perform well in an athletic setting!" sounds like Stephen Hawking just banged out an anger blog on his keypad. That's pussy shit and I don't fuck with pussies I just fuck them.