Its bad enough watching TV with commercials at all, but sometimes the internet fucking shits the bed for no reason and so I can't watch videos online. Fuck you Comcast. Anyways, whats the deal with the ad people that come up with commercials these days? Does the CEO just fucking let his 3 year old come up with ideas? Old Spice had a couple funny ones with the black guy riding around on horses and shit but then they went too far with the Ray Lewis ones.
Its not really funny anymore its just awkward. Ray Lewis flying into an explosion on a raven makes me want to never ever buy an Old Spice product again, and convince other people to do the same in the hope that they go out of business so they can't make any more retarded commercials. I also really hate the Burger King ones where the Whoppers are all a big family or some shit? And Whopper dad is always fucking yelling at his emo son for being a fuck head or something, I don't know. Ha ha Whopper Jr. is selling himself for a dollar and his dad hates it, funny. Sike. Burger King sucks dick anyways. Take me to Wendy's every time.
The absolute worst are those fucking Truth anti smoking commercials though. I didn't think it was possible but those commercials actually make me want to go out and take up smoking, just to spite those fucking losers in the ads. It seems like they always try to alert cigarette companies to stop making cigarettes because they kill 1200 people a day or something like that. Really though that gets them absolutely fucking nowhere because I doubt executives at Marlboro give a flying fuck. Its like the people at truth just recently learned that cigarettes are bad for you. Hey! We all fucking know that they cause lung cancer and stuff. We don't need these fuck heads to drop a shit ton of body bags on a sidewalk to figure that out. I had an idea for an ad in the style of the truth ads just now. Its really great, really gonna open some people's eyes I think. I'll throw a mannequin off a building into a crowd of people. They will all be like "WTF" and then someone will hold up a sign that says "Lots of people die from suicide attempts each year." Fucking brilliant! Right?
I think you are insane. no one can survive without commercials. They are the American way, we need to be told what to buy constantly, and it is an honor to pay the great comcast 150 a month to let us know we should shop at kmart, and buy douchebags at sears. that's just the way the world is now, accept it, All hail the great commercials...<repeat 5 trillion times.
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The direction of evolution is being moulded by the greed of the selfish. Its a product of our heirachal pack meentality. We all secretly choose whether were above or below one another in the clan. Someone gets succesful and a run away effect of "I must be more important than you" kicks in. When this plays out in a corporation, the consequences manifest themselves as endless usery in the form of commercials. Too many,too often, too assinine.
ReplyDeleteComcast would be a decent cable company jf not for those annoying commercials when you try to watch a news video.
ReplyDeletei feel almost the same way about the commercial overload its almost bad enough not to have a TV because of them nothing like 3 min of a show and 6 min of commercials and the inter net is almost as bad trying to read something i spent time looking for and the commercials slowing things down till i cant move up or down a page that i wanted to read but i could save money on car insurance by switching to wait no i cant save by switching my insurance company is cheaper so no thanks.
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ReplyDeleteAmerica is run by jew Zionists who run the media Hollywood and politics. Boycott cable cell phones and car insurance!
ReplyDeleteAmerica is run by jew Zionists who run the media Hollywood and politics. Boycott cable cell phones and car insurance!
ReplyDeleteMy messiah is already alive! He arose and conquered death. By His blood and God's Grace even you can be saved if you call on His name.
DeleteMy messiah is already alive! He arose and conquered death. By His blood and God's Grace even you can be saved if you call on His name.
DeleteTo those who have comcast, you are fools. You are paying rediculous prices to watch commercials! And the commercials are run every 5 minutes! What a joke! Put up a HD antenna and watch broadcast tv or get an Internet connection and get netflix and/or hulu and/or hbo.
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