Phil Phuong's Facebook(Nice profile pic btw, what are you 12?)
Where do I even begin...Phil Phuong is one of those people where you see them and the street and you just burst out in laughter, but you don't bother to hide it from them because you know they couldn't beat up a 4 year old girl with polio. Phil's dick probably looks like a 4 year old girl with polio too, but just on a way smaller scale. I saw Phil the other night and he was wearing this jacket that had like 57 fucking zippers on it. Everyone at the party was like LOL look at Phil's jacket, it has more zippers than Phil has restraining orders (which is saying something). Then Phil proceeded to stink up the only bathroom with his gross asian dumps and try to blame it on other people. We all know what happened Phil. Shouldn't have had the Panda Express for dinner. Then to top it all off, Phil was hitting on this chick (read: being a creep hardcore) but he got shut down bad and then had this face that I can only describe as a "Tiger Woods after he misses a 3 foot putt" face. Which is really the only face Phil ever has on because he is a total and complete loser.
Ur hysterical!!
ReplyDeleteOh I see, because he's Asian his dumps are "gross". Good one! Also, you hinting at someone's immaturity ("Nice profile pic btw, what are you 12?") is hilarious.....some might say, ironic.
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