#78: That Guy In The Electronic Cigarette Kiosk At The Fucking Mall

If you looked up "pretentious fuck" you'd probably find a picture of this guy sitting on his little stool smoking his fucking electronic cig with the most smug fucking look on his face. I fucking hate everyone who works in one of these kiosks, or has ever worked there. Even if you ever thought about working there, I fucking hate you with every ounce of my being. Every breath you take makes me sadder. FUN FACT: Every time someone is hired to work at those places, a kitten gets thrown into a pit of alligators and torn to shreds while whoever got hired at the cigarette place records it with a Flip camera and posts it to Youtube. Then, a puppy has its legs cut off at the knee so it can still try to walk but yet it looks even more pathetic than if its limbs were completely severed. As if that weren't enough, (remember this is all 100% true and factual) a little baby endangered Panda bear who is just innocently enjoying a mid-afternoon bamboo snack gets cornered by Gary Busey and violently raped. This all takes place at a location where the mother Panda can hear its child's horrific screams or whines (or whatever the fuck a Panda does when its getting raped), yet far enough away that she can't get there in time to save its poor little virgin asshole from a Gary Busey reaming. Is that what you want, electronic cigarette making company? To have three innocent little critters' blood on your hands, not to mention on Gary Busey's dick(TOO FAR)? Because that is what you have brought on the world. What's the fucking point of an electronic cigarette? No study has shown any evidence that they are less harmful to your body. Just another tool for people to falsely feel as though they are better than everyone else. I can't wait for some ignorant fuck head to think he is doing a good thing for his body by smoking an electronic cig and then for him to get lead poisining and die, since these things are made in China after all. So in summation: If you like kittens being killed by alligators and puppies getting dismembered and little infant pandas getting raped by Gary Busey, then by all means start work at one of these fuck head kiosks ASAP. You sick fuck.