#79: Stupid Whores Pt. II

There are so many stupid fucking whores out there. They just keep pissing me off and doing stupid whore shit. You'd think that eventually whores would learn to not be whores but NO they do not, because that is the nature of a dumb fucking whore. I don't mean whore in the literal sense because we've all had a use for actual whores at some point (blumpkins anyone?) I just mean it in the most derogatory sense towards a female possible. Let me put it this way, getting railed a bunch doesn't make you a stupid fucking whore in my book but saying dumb shit out loud to a group of people like "hahahehe oh my god I just need some dick right now" does. And don't think for a second I've never heard anyone say that in real life. Because I have. Verbatim. Here are a few examples of things stupid fucking whores will do, just so you can try to avoid them in the future.

-Come to a party with a dude yet not know anyone else there, just so they have a place to drink at.
Hey look, if you aren't cool enough to know anyone with parents that buy booze, or if you don't know anyone over the age of 21, then you should not be at a fucking party. I went through my stupid little high school party phase too and let me tell you, its really fucking lame. You may think that its super cool cause you're sitting in the corner with your little whore friend drinking smirnoff, but really you just weird everyone else out since you are like 16. Plus, any dude that would let you come to a party with you and buy you alcohol is a creeper. He definitely wants to fuck you and if you get too drunk you might have a statutory situation on your hands. No one wants that.
-Wear clothes that definitely do not fucking fit
Nice fucking skirt Shamu, I can almost smell the shit stains on your thong from across the room. No one wants to see your ass hanging out. If it doesn't look good in jeans, its not going to look good without them. That is a scientific fact. Also, muffin tops should be something you eat, not something you gag at as they waddle past you.
-Say anything regarding drama
If you are with a girl that says she hates drama, or loves drama, it doesn't matter, because inevitably they mean the same thing. It means that this fucking whore gets/starts drama wherever she fucking goes because she doesn't know how to be a god damn normal member of society. People who don't engage in "drama" don't fucking talk about drama because doing so makes you sound like you're on the set of Mean Girls or some fucking adolescent shit like that. Girls who say that their only friends are guys, this means you too. If you can't fucking be around other females without starting shit then a) you have stupid fucking whore friends, which is your fault, or b)you are a stupid fucking whore towards other girls, which is still your fault.