#68: Stupid Fucking Commercials

Its bad enough watching TV with commercials at all, but sometimes the internet fucking shits the bed for no reason and so I can't watch videos online. Fuck you Comcast. Anyways, whats the deal with the ad people that come up with commercials these days? Does the CEO just fucking let his 3 year old come up with ideas? Old Spice had a couple funny ones with the black guy riding around on horses and shit but then they went too far with the Ray Lewis ones.



Its not really funny anymore its just awkward. Ray Lewis flying into an explosion on a raven makes me want to never ever buy an Old Spice product again, and convince other people to do the same in the hope that they go out of business so they can't make any more retarded commercials. I also really hate the Burger King ones where the Whoppers are all a big family or some shit? And Whopper dad is always fucking yelling at his emo son for being a fuck head or something, I don't know. Ha ha Whopper Jr. is selling himself for a dollar and his dad hates it, funny. Sike. Burger King sucks dick anyways. Take me to Wendy's every time.



The absolute worst are those fucking Truth anti smoking commercials though. I didn't think it was possible but those commercials actually make me want to go out and take up smoking, just to spite those fucking losers in the ads. It seems like they always try to alert cigarette companies to stop making cigarettes because they kill 1200 people a day or something like that. Really though that gets them absolutely fucking nowhere because I doubt executives at Marlboro give a flying fuck. Its like the people at truth just recently learned that cigarettes are bad for you. Hey! We all fucking know that they cause lung cancer and stuff. We don't need these fuck heads to drop a shit ton of body bags on a sidewalk to figure that out. I had an idea for an ad in the style of the truth ads just now. Its really great, really gonna open some people's eyes I think. I'll throw a mannequin off a building into a crowd of people. They will all be like "WTF" and then someone will hold up a sign that says "Lots of people die from suicide attempts each year." Fucking brilliant! Right?