#86: George Lopez/Carlos Mencia

Here's a fun riddle for everyone: What would happen if the taco bell chihuahua ejaculated into a vat of taco grease and then that vat of taco grease was swallowed by an old mexican lady and then that mexican lady's taco shits went through the sewer system and somehow ended up in the uterus of a rat, and that rat gave birth? Answer: George Lopez. Here's another one... What would you get if you turned a third world country (say, randomly off the top of my head, Mexico) into a human being but minus all the positive qualities Mexico has? And then beat that person in the face repeatedly with a blunt object? Answer: Carlos Mencia. Both of these people are the reason I believe in the death penalty. George Lopez...Who watches this guy's show? Does TBS pay hospitals to put it on in the rooms where people are in full body slings so they can't change the channel? The only ratings that show is responsible for is an increase in the suicide rate, because everyone involved with that grease ball cunt George Lopez should kill themselves. He is not funny whatsoever. Unless I missed the boat and being an uneducated broken condom with a thick accent is funny? Maybe I did. But I doubt it. And Carlos Mencia...Has that asshole ever told an original joke? I honestly have never seen it. Probably because if he ever did tell an original joke, everyone would realize what a complete no talent fuck head he is. I have a theory that he is famous because his audience is purely spanish speaking and they don't realize that his jokes are shit because they're too busy looking for the "applause" sign that lights up after Carlos stops talking for more than half a second (which is rare). Fucking burrito rollers.