#1: People Who Ride Brett Favre's Dick

Holy shit. Brett Favre already has a wife; it must be hard for him to stay faithful when so many other people are trying to ride his dick. He is an overrated douche. Now, he is a lock for the hall of fame, no doubt. But he only has the stats he does because he’s been playing since the Mesozoic era. Brett Favre is clutch? He has one fucking super bowl in like 18 years. Trent “shit for brain”' Dilfer won a super bowl as a starting QB. He has thrown more postseason interceptions than anyone. He has thrown more interceptions than anyone, ever. “Oh Josh that’s just because he's played for so long whaaaa!” Oh yeah? Then don’t get pissed when I say he only has that many touchdowns cause he's played longer than Justin Bieber's been alive. Would you like to know who has a better career passer rating than Brett “chokes more than that baby who chain smokes” Favre? Let me name a few...Kurt Warner. Jake fucking Delhomme. Rich FUCKING GANNON. Brett Favre is a shit head, and I hate him.